the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
