that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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