Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Randomize
