maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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