Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You're my little dorito
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.