I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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