Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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