she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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