i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This is not my ceiling
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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