Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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