I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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