My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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