butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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