He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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