Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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