she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Randomize
