You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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