I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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