Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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