I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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