you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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