That's when you crack a 10am beer
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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