walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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