well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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