at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
