He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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