You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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