i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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