ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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