new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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