White coat. Heels.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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