Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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