I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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