my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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