Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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