I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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