In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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