She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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