She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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