things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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