We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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