I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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