Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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