stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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