Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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