Well douche your snatch and let's go!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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