he shaved USA in his pubs
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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