Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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