Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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