Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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