my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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