Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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