Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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