Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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