Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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