1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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