I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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