Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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