highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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