your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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