I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
you never un-have a 4some
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
