So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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